Questions you wouldn’t ask, so I’ll tell you anyways….

I once sold my sister the rights to my entire CD collection- present and future for $5 so that I could purchase a Fossil watch. She always had money but I always knew how to strike a deal.

Coincidentally she is going off to medical school next year and I work in PR. These things don’t just happen overnight.

I can name all fifty states in alphabetical order.

Thesauras is the one word I will never, ever be able to spell. Thesaurus.

In fourth grade I won a computer for coming up with the best name for our school mascot. Dream Chaser. He was a stallion and it was a Compaq with Windows 3.1 and WordPerfectWorks. It ran Oregon Trail like nobody’s business.

If it needs an instruction manual, it’s poorly designed.

I’m a Mac.

I have an undying love of baked goods that spans decades and pervades most of my close friendships and life choices.

I can remember specifically and with vivid detail the first time I ever tasted cream cheese, but I have no idea what I wore yesterday.

The happiest words in the English language are “Full Size Sample”

I am an INFJ. If I wasn’t a writer I’d become a psychologist and research personality. Then probably write about it.

All alternative career choices I’ve ever considered pretty much end with “then probably write about it.”